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Public beta · free for now

Stop guessing.
Start winning.

Your wallet already knows how you trade. PumpCoach reads the buys, sells, adds, holds, re-entries, and exits—then turns raw transaction history into a coaching plan built from your actual behavior.

No connection. No signing. Read-only.
See a real scouting report
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Free throughout beta. Donations are voluntary and help keep it available. The donation link opens a compatible wallet app and lets you choose the amount. PumpCoach never connects to, controls, or signs for your wallet. Coaching software only, not financial advice or a promise of profit.

3D PumpCoach capsule pointing forward while holding a trading playbook
Coach mode: activated
Building in public

PumpCoach by the numbers.

Live progress from the research roster and real Scouting Report demand.

107 KOLs actively tracked Paused and removed KOLs are excluded.
1 Community wallet requests Unique non-roster wallets requesting a Scouting Report update.
READ THE WALLET✦FIND THE LEAK✦MAKE THE PLAN✦CHECK THE PROGRESS✦
The receipts, not the horoscope

Built to read the tape.
Not flatter the trader.

PumpCoach reconstructs completed positions from the transaction history your wallet already made. It prices what can be priced, labels what cannot, and keeps sample size beside every conclusion.

01

Every move has a role.

Buys, sells, adds, exits, re-entries, hold times, position sizing, and realized outcomes are assembled into one behavioral record.

02

Missing data stays missing.

No imaginary cost basis. No made-up P&L. If a position cannot be priced honestly, PumpCoach tells you instead of guessing.

03

Advice earns its keep.

Your coach ties every rule to observed behavior, then checks the next batch of trades to see whether the habit actually changed.

YOUR WALLET
GETS A FILM REVIEW
When a trade turns red

How do you manage a loser?

One fast close, one slow bleed, and one planned hold are not the same trade. PumpCoach separates winning positions from losing positions and asks the useful questions:

  • When do you cut before the loss compounds?
  • When does holding recover—and when is it just hope?
  • When does adding improve the trade versus increase the bill?

These groups describe eventual outcomes. The transaction ledger alone does not prove the position was visibly red—or that the trader knew it was losing—at each decision point.

LOSER MANAGEMENTIllustrative preview

Your red-trade playbook

CUT
Protect capitalDoes the wallet exit when the thesis breaks?
TOO LATE
HOLD
Wait for proofDo recoveries justify the extra time at risk?
MIXED
ADD
Require new evidenceDoes adding help outcomes or deepen losses?
TOO OFTEN

Coach’s call: Define invalidation before every entry. A red candle is not a new thesis.

The coaching loop

One scouting report is interesting.
Progress is the product.

See your current form now. Trade with a short, concrete playbook. Come back later and let the next trades show whether it worked.

  1. 1

    Scan your history

    PumpCoach maps what you do when trades win, lose, recover, and unravel.

    SCOUTING REPORT
  2. 2

    Run the playbook

    Leave with a few rules specific enough to use on the very next trade.

    PRACTICE
  3. 3

    Return for film review

    Pull in the new trades and measure improvement against your previous read.

    CHECK-IN

Your trader archetype

THE
KILLER

“The edge is in the receipts.”
PROFITABLEREPEATABLEPROVEN EDGE
Name the pattern. Change the pattern.

Your stats get a personality.

Archetypes make your results memorable without replacing the math. Profitability defines the identity; execution patterns explain how it happened.

Fun enough to remember.Because another beige analytics dashboard will not change your behavior.
Specific enough to use.Every trait leads back to a measurable habit and a coaching action.
Your keys stay yours

We coach the tape.
We never touch the trade.

Questions from the locker room

Fine. But what is it?

A behavior profiler, trading journal, and brutally specific coach—built around the record already sitting on-chain.

What happens after I paste my wallet?

PumpCoach opens the wallet’s permanent, shareable scouting report using the latest saved analysis. Looking up a wallet never starts a paid refresh. From the scouting report, anyone can request an update when enough new trading history has accumulated.

Does PumpCoach place trades?

No. It is strictly read-only coaching software. It never asks you to sign a transaction and cannot buy, sell, or move anything in your wallet.

Does this guarantee I’ll make money?

No. Markets remain risky and past wallet behavior cannot guarantee future results. PumpCoach helps you see and test your process; it does not promise an outcome.

How much does it cost?

The public beta is free. Voluntary donations help keep it available, but a donation is never required to use PumpCoach.

Why come back after the first scouting report?

The check-in is where coaching becomes measurable. PumpCoach compares the trades made after your previous Current Form with the habits and rules from your last playbook.

PUMPCOACH IS WATCHING THE FILM

Your next trade starts
with your last one.

No connection · No signing · No trade execution